Election fever is almost upon us, and no one has been prepping like Barack. 1000 push-ups in the morning, capoeira fights with Joe on the White House lawn, and demolishing John Boehner in racquetball at night. Barack is bulking up for the fight of his life and the gloves are off. Remember that Kimbo Slice fight where he got knocked out in one fucking shot? Well the Tea Party is like Kimbo, or Kimbo is like the Tea party, not sure which. The Tea party is all hype and Barack is about to knock them the fuck out. Tell everyone whose corner you are in with the Barack Brobama shirt. 2012, Lets get ready to rumble.