Due to the different passage of time between worlds, the Enchanted Times presents Mini issue #2.5, vol. ii – an edition which has never before been available in the Real World.
This issue features an extended editorial resulting from the discovery that Hansel & Gretel March are jointly Managing Directors of the astoundingly successful Fast-As-You-Can Corporation, and addresses such issues as:
- the question of whether or not the Gingerbread Man's reputation as a potential psychopathic killer has any founding in reality
- the Fast-As-You-Can Courier Company's practice of rehabilitating escaped Gingerbread Men
- the Marches' 'monopoly' of the Enchanted Realms' commercial sector
In addition, this issue includes a voucher for the reader to claim a FREE (+ postage) sachet of Fast-As-You-Can CoCo Cocoa! A homicidal gingerbread reading list is also provided.
Whatever conclusions you draw after reading this issue, please remember to always approach any baked goods with extreme caution, for your own safety.
The Enchanted Times Mini is printed on 100gsm recycled paper, has 8 pages including full colour cover & measures approx. 7.5 x 10.5cm.
The Enchanted Times Mini provides updates on and between full-size issues of the Enchanted Times journal (see separate listings). Additional news items are also available online at http://www.enchantedtimes.wordpress.com