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Tourettes Dice

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Ever been lost for something rude and slightly surreal to say ?
Roll these chaps on your favorite flat surface anytime you feel the need to express yourself through the medium of profanity. A perfect gift for your grandmother or your great aunty Bessie.

Three laser etched 20mm wooden dice.
1) Adjectives.
2) Words that would cause one's mother an attack of the vapours.
3) Amusing animals from around the globe.

tattoohunter

Kind Duke, my beloved (and soon to be stuffed and mounted puppy) has sadly destroyed one of my fabulous random swearing generators :( I am most aggrieved by this turn of events and am sadly now unable to participate in dice duels with my closest friend. Please e-mail me as soon as these fabulous items come back into stock so that I might address this tragic and unpleasant situation. Kindest regards, Lady Grace.

DukeEuphoria

Dear Lady
Again you delight me with a mere stroke of your pen.
Were I one of those excitable foreign types I might even even break into a broad grin. But being terribly terribly British the merest tremble of the stiff upper lip, a faint smile and the minute shifting of an eyebrow will, alas have to suffice.

My thanks once more for your most perspicacious and astute comments.

tattoohunter

Aside from the fact this is probably the greatest product I have ever bought in my life these simply must be bought to experience the most creative, charming and original customer service ever. There are not enough like/tweet/pin buttons in the world to give this seller the accolades he deserves. Duke Euphoria De’Gryn, RGB KSC Knight of the Living Dead, you have restored my faith in internet selling, in men, in humanity in general.

To all potential customers, do this, buy this, live this experience and rejoice.