"Argh! Just because I'm a pirate does NOT mean I'm not adorable! Why can't you understand that?!"
"Don't 'but dearest' me, matey! I'm tired of hooks and parrots every single anniversary!"
"What do ye recommend then?"
Pirate Bunny earrings, of course. Made with surgical steel wire hooks and lightweight plastic so you can hardly feel them at all.
Perfect for the adorable, on-the-go pirate.