Printed on the front and back of a Crème color American Apparel Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T-Shirt.

The softest, smoothest, best-fitting T-shirt available anywhere.

Remember that scene in Jurassic Park when the two velociraptors open the door to the kitchen and proceed to hunt those two kids? They totally think they outsmarted the raptors too!

This is exactly like that...only worse. MUCH worse.