You could get an oversized sandwich and stuff your face with 5 bucks. Or, you could do the right thing, and buy this heirloom ring.

Sure, it may just be costume jewelry, but this parrot has panache without the 'stache. Epoxy colors on goldtone on an adjustable band mean an all-around good time.

Real parrots are heavy, but this ring is S O L I D.