So you bought yourself a Samui French Toast t-shirt and you think you're the "cock-of-the-walk", eh? Then you're significant other reminds you who really wears the pants in the family. What do you do?
Of course the answer is as simple as calculating the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow: buy a samui lady toast t-shirt!
This amazing shirt is woven from the finest silken-like thread. Collected at the vernal equinox from the backs of the rare mountain lemur bat, which only emerges from it's well constructed beach condo once every 250 years, this fine material will cover you in luxurious luxury.
Only serious people should ever attempt to wear this incredible shirt. Buy it if you dare!