Where does this store ship from?
Too Macho HQ is in beautiful South Florida. By beautiful we mean filled with old people and homeless zombies.
What forms of payment do you accept?
We gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or regular account payments all through PayPal.
Things we do not accept as payment: Beanie Babies, friendship, or Stalingrad vodka.
Do I need to have a PayPal account to order a shirt?
No, you are not required to have a PayPal account to purchase from this store. If you have an existing PayPal account you are welcome to use it though.
How secure is this store?
Relax, it's the internet, what could go wrong?
Seriously though, this store uses PayPal for payments, and PayPal automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available).
How are your shirts printed?
Well first we get a whole bunch of puffy paints...no we're kidding they are screen printed.
What kind of shirts do you print on?
Incredibly, no, OUTRAGEOUSLY soft Next Level Apparel shirts.
What is this store's return and exchange policy?
Is your shirt too big? Did you try doing a lot of push-ups? If that didn't work then we will gladly exchange your t-shirt for another size, assuming of course you didn't do those push-ups in it.
Is your shirt too small? Wow you truly are Too Macho. We will gladly exchange your t-shirt for a larger size there beefcake. Just don't spill any protein shake on it before sending it back.
We accept returns and exchanges for up to 30 days.
Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?
Despite the raging xenophobia that watching wrestling has instilled in us, we WILL accept orders from outside the US, international shipping rates apply. Sorry Hacksaw...we've failed you.
How long will it take to receive my order?
Orders will be shipped out within 1-3 business days. Most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.
I don't see my question here
Please contact firstname.lastname@example.org with any other questions.