Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?
Sorry US-Only Sales
How long will it take to receive my order?
Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 5 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service.
Is this postcard printed on eco-friendly material?
Absolutely — we print with sustainability in mind, even when the message isn’t.
What size are your postcards?
Each postcard is a sturdy 6” x 4”, printed on premium 7 oz triple-primed canvas — thick enough to survive the mailroom and your uncle’s sarcasm.
Can I actually write on the back?
Absolutely. The back is blank and writable, perfect for personal notes, revenge greetings, or that one-liner that’ll make your recipient spit out their eggnog.
How durable are these?
Tougher than Santa’s HR department. These postcards are mounted on solid 1/8” thick boards — fade-resistant, warp-proof, and made to last long after the Christmas chaos ends.
Can I order multiple cards for a discount?
You bet.
🛒 Buy 1 – 10% Off
🛒 Buy 2 – 20% Off
🛒 Buy 3 – 30% Off
🎁 FREE SHIPPING anywhere in the U.S.
How long does shipping take?
Orders usually ship within 2–4 business days, and U.S. delivery typically takes 3–7 days depending on your location (and Santa’s mood).