Not For Men 4-pack - Mail Order
sold by Rogue Bakery
I must start off by saying that Rogue Bakery is all about equality. That being said, this cookie is not for men. Why? Because the NFM is a lactation cookie. It's a cookie that has ingredients that may possibly help new mothers…well… lactate. This is the weirdest cookie description ever, isn't it? I'm not saying men can't eat them. I'm not saying that if men eat them, that they will start lactating. I'm also not saying that eating the cookies will allow a woman to lactate so much that she will have to buy a separate fridge for milk storage. I honestly don't know. I'm not a doctor. I'm just a baker. One thing I will say is that these cookies are delicious!
So what's in this NFM, you ask? It's a dairy-free cookie with ground flaxseed, brewer's yeast, fennel seed, and oats; all of these ingredients are supposed to promote lactation. Oh, and we add cacao nibs, because, hell, why not?
FAQs & Polices
Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?
We sure do!
How long will it take to receive my order?
Local deliveries: If you live in Columbus, and you place your cookie order before 12am Saturday [Friday night at midnight], your order will be scheduled for delivery on Sunday. Delivery on Sundays in Columbus starts at 12pm, and goes on through out the day.
Mail orders: standard cookie orders are shipped Wednesday of each week via USPS Priority Mail. Any cookie mail order received before Monday will be shipped on the following Wednesday. Every order received ON Monday through the following Sunday will be shipped on Wednesday of the following week.
Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.
What if I have more questions?
Please check out our full-featured FAQ on our website: http://roguebakery.com/faq.php
Columbus, OH
Rogue Bakery is an artisan cookie bakery based in Columbus, Ohio. Our cookies are good. They're all we bake. No, really. We ONLY bake cookies. Our cookies are delicious, because we only focus on baking cookies. Did I mention we bake cookies? COOKIES.
Store Policies
We do not allow returns.
We do not allow exchanges.
Please contact me if you have any questions about your order.
