Store FAQ

• Where does this store ship from?

  Our factory is located in Pennsylvania, but 99% of orders are shipped out of New York City.

• What is this store's return and exchange policy?

  Your answer here.

• Do you accept orders placed outside of the US?

  We sure do!

• How long will it take to receive my order?

  Once shipped most domestic orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. International shipping delivery times may vary between 2 and 12 weeks.

• Are you on drugs? Who comes up with this crap?

  In case you were wondering, the stuff on the buttons comes from what I hear other people say. I then just make it funny. Outside of that we get Casey drunk and wait with pen and paper. . .